why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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