Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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