The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Boobs are out for the taking
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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