I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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