FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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