"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We got so high we made milksteak
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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