Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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