i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
