So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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