She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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