I heard we made out
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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