I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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