he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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