quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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