i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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