tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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