It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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