Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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