that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
tell me about the fingering
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