Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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