I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It was like giving head to a cactus.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
