I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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