yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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