Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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