I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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