They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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