Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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