When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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