Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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