I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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