I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I can't turn off my feet"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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