Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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