Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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