My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
