I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
...so i touched it.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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