yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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