Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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