He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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