I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
