when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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