I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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