No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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