i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Boobs are out for the taking
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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