sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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