Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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