Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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