she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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