There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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