I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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