i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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