windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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