We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
